Sometimes I feel Milton will never be housetrained.
Have decided after a lot of thought that this will not do - he will never get housetrained at the rate he's going. It's just too hard - the house is too big and the laundry room is just too far away for him to chalk up the motivation to drag himself all the way there.
The only answer is to confine him to the second living room of the house which has timber flooring (easier cleanup) and is the nearest to the laundry room. That way hopefully he catches on quicker and doesn't have such a journey to make whenever he has to go so he'll be more motivated to do the right thing.
That's the theory, anyway.
And no more sleeping in my room!